LYRICS
作词 : Broadway Homestuck
作曲 : Broadway Homestuck
4, 3, 2, **** you
Listen up y'all this shit is ironic
Striders beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics
Karkalicious definition makes terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dying just to know the flavor i ain't doing her no favors
No reasons why i tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons
Im karkalicious so delicious
And no i don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics all that shit is facticious
I blow kisses mwah
Don't matter if were just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
So delicious! im super sweet
So delicious! ****in adorabloodthirsty
So delicious! even egbert wants a peice of me
Im so delicious lalalala like candy candy!
(karkalicious def)
Oh i'm ready for you this time mr. milkshake
Eat plasma! hahahahaha!
Right
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy!
Nepeta always screaming cutesy pet names like karkitty
Im the k to the a r k the a the t
And the authority on romance is none other than me!
Im karkalicious so delicious
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feeling nervous cause i'm doing some fitness
Zahhaks my witness
Bet that ship curls nepeta tail
And he'll be needing all the towels cuz i'ma make him sweat pails
So delicious! im super sweet
So delicious! ****ing adorabloodthirsty
So delicious! even egbert wants a piece of me
I'm karkalicious now you nooksuckers hold the **** up check it out
Baby baby baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then youll get a taste
I'll be tasty tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the a to the s t e y ****in tasty
T to the a to the s t e y ****in tasty
D to the e to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the
Ill just spell it out for you
All the time i turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now - i ain't trying to round up any drama, little ****er i just don't want you to know
And i guess i'm coming off as just a little insecure although i keep on repeating how the secret's ****ing awesome
But i'm tryin' to say, its something that i just don't come out and say
(the girls will tell you i'm delicious)
So delicious! and no i don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses mwah
Don't matter if were just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous cause i got down to business
Nepeta's my witness meow
Ill even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
(so delicious!)
Fan girls you seeeee
(so delicious!) you can ship me..
(i'm karkalicious!) with everybody...
Cause im like candy candy!
Ay ay ay ay...
She says my love is like candy candy!
T to the a to the s t e y ****in tasty
T to the a to the s t e y ****in tasty
T to the a to the s t e y ****in tasty
T to the a to the to the to the
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e to the to the to the to the
Now wait just a ****ing second
Do you seriously have to spell this shit out at the end of the ****ing song?
I mean, whoever wrote the original never had access to spellcheck i guess
Because t a s t e y does not spell tasty!
Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music?
What the **** even is troll will smith doing?
He doesnt throw down sick fires anymore?
**** this shit i quit