Ass Like That

作词 : 记得开心1点

作曲 : 记得开心1点

编曲 : 记得开心1点

The way you shake it, I cant believe it

I aint never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

I dont believe it, its almost too good to be true

I aint never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves shes like a belly dancer

Shes shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I

Think someones at the door

But I dont think Im gonna answer

Police saying freeze

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please, Im a human being, I have needs

Im not done, not till Im finish peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

Im already on my knees

I cant get on the ground any further, its impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes, I make r& b, I sing song it go

Ring- a- chong, a- ching- chong- chong- chong- ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

If I offend Im sorry, please, please forgive

For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[ Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin

Nick I aint never seen an ass like that

Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

Doing, doing, doing

Mary- Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now theyre getting older, theyre starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn

Police saying freeze

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look, I put away my zip- reciept

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary- Kate shower scene

I didnt mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And dont treat me like Im pee wee herman, this movies PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyers with Michael, hes too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and youll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[ Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I aint never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year Ill say ass and shell make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go- go

In that video she sings get out your poles, so

I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

Police saying freeze

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch

I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I dont even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee

On the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

I dont think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[ Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?

I aint never seen an ass like that

Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

**** is wrong with you? ha!