Haus of Holbein

Welcome to the house

To the Haus of Holbein

Ja, ooh ja

Das ist gut, ooh ja

Ja

The Haus of Holbein

Hans Holbein goes around the world

Painting all of the beautiful girls

From Spain, to France, and Germany

The King chooses one

But which one will it be?

You bring the corsets

We'll bring the cinches

No one wants a waist over nine inches

So what the makeup contains lead poison

At least your complexion will bring all the boys in

Ignore the fear and you'll be fine

We'll turn this vier into a nine

So just say "ja", and don't say "nein"

Cause now you're in the house

In the Haus of Holbein

Ja, ooh ja

Das ist gut, ooh ja

Ja

The Haus of Holbein

We must make sure the princesses look great

When their time comes for a Holbein portrait

We know what all the best inventions are

To hold everything up

Ja, it's wunderbar

For blonder hair, then you just add a

magical ingredient from your bladder

Try these heels

So high it's naughty

But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty

Ignore the fear, and you'll be fine

We'll turn this vier into a nine

So just say "ja", and don't say "nein"

Cause now you're in the house

In the Haus of Holbein

Ooh ja

Das ist gut, ooh ja

Ja

The Haus of Holbein