Pokemon Professor Cypher

作词 : Cameron Greely

作曲 : VideoGameRapBattles/Cameron Greely

[Professor Oak（大木博士）: Joey Nato]

Ok Pokedex, check, Oakey doke, next

Yeah you think you know Pokemon, but Oakey knows best

You better treat your Pokemon like damn near family

There's levels to this shit and I ain't talkin rare candy

150 of 'em, go and track 'em down

And get a taste of the real world, no Pallet Town

And you might meet my grandson, but he's no match

Don't want to take no credit, but no me? No Ash!

[Professor Elm（空木博士）: Jamar Rose]

He sped off fast, he took the starter's, then did the dash

I don't know his name, but he'll catch the Silver in fact

He dropped his ID with the addy, finna to pull up and blast

Now you messing with Elm, I got the eggs in the back

That means the stats all max, I'm bout to attack, I'm ruthless

Magby in the front, I'm cracking their shells, make em toothless

Pull up to the lab, I got the packs ready for movement

If I see that thief again his top gon be red as his do is

[Professor Birch（小田卷博士）: GameboyJones]

Big body, come to my region, nobody hoing me

I've been in the field, people know my name globally

I'm Rayquaza, the crew you moving, they ain't nada

Flames got em pulled out the Blaziken, gave em brain trauma

**** up out my habitat, you know I ain't having that

If I see a rat I'mma hit em with the ratatat

You know where this savage at, catch me in the lab

Man, I made so much paper, here's some books for your ass

[Professor Rowan（山梨博士）: Connor Quest!]

Mean dresser can't graft, the field lookin' shabby

Silver fox with a sweet tooth, real sugar daddy

Stoic bloke showing ropes to younger sewed in oaks

Tell buzzin' busy bodies, bugger off like "book it, Barry"

Once you beat the early bird, it dawns on you

Work to earn a name until that hall of fame calls on you

Beat, repeat, defeat more and reach your complete form

Be the best proven, now there's a lesson in evolution

[Professor Juniper（红豆杉博士）: Sailorurlove]

First lady at your service, no man in sight

Bout to give you all a gift, lay the plan out right

Evolutionary knowledge, it's real black and white

Origins are what I'm best at, feel I'm wrong? Let's fight

If you comin to Unova, then you know you've got a shoulder

Big city energy, Minccino keep it clean

Cleaner than a green machine, I'll set you up with the best

You've got the balls? Prove it, beat it. No time to rest

[Professor Sycamore（布拉塔诺博士）: Cam Steady]

Evolution way I'm changing up the game

（Like damn son）

Studies show I'm freshest in the face

(I'm handsome)

See the new dimension that I bring

Hey the ladies must be megas, way they waiting for my ring

It's a generation genesis when mannin' the battles

I am the synthesis of everything from Kanto to Kalos

New drip, smooth hair, two Mons, say thanks

Se rendre aux francais! Touché!

[Professor Kukui（库库伊博士）: Mir Blackwell]

Aloha to the Alola

Z move got my wrist shining, it's a gold rush

Diamonds dancing on me, I can't tell em b*****s hold up

Big dawgs with me and you looking like a lil pup

Can't nobody move like the Professor, told em look me up

If I ever fall I got a bad b***h to push me up

Venusaur beam inside the whip when I be cooking up

I treat em like Incineroar, he talk, I light a p***y up, b***h ass nigga

[Professor Sonia（索妮亞博士）: Chi-Chi]

Way more than a TA, I'm recording history

Making my own track

And I stamper with my Yamper and a PHD

Bringing it to the Dynamax

From Eternatus to Zacian

I'll be up in your citation

Cause nobody else got my motivation

To learning all about the giants creation

[Outro]

You know, It's just science