Leftovers

作曲 : Tim McCall/Ross Orton/Steve Mackey/Simon Stafford/Martin Craft/Jarvis Cocker

I met her in the Museum of Paleontology

And I make no bones about it

I said: "If you wish to study dinosaurs,

I know a specimen whose interest is undoubted"

Trapped in a body that is failing me

Well, please allow me to be succinct:

I wanna love you whilst we both still have flesh upon our bones

Before we both become extinct

That's what I told her:

"I wanna be your lover"“

And then I told her twice:

"I wanna be your lover"“

Well, he says he loves you like a sister

Well I guess, I guess that's relative

He says that he wants to make love to you

Well instead of 'to', shouldn't that be 'with'?

Oh, I told you once:

"I wanna be your lover" “

And now I've told you twice, Homes:

"I wanna be your lover" “

And so I come to you filled with guilt and self-loathing

And I am praying that you could make me good

And so I fall upon your neck just like a vampire

Yeah, like a vampire who faints at the sight of blood, yeah

And I told you once:

"I wanna be your lover" “

I'm gonna say it again

And then I told you twice:

"I wanna be your lover" “

Well this is my CV and I've got no-one else to blame

So I will state, state my case, yeah, I will state it again

Come and help yourself to leftovers

Got a little surplus love and affection

And getting cuddly, so won't you cuddle me?

I could be your teddy bear, oh yeah

I know I ain't no eligible bachelor

This is no mouth-watering proposition

Make no mistake, you're in big trouble, little lady

If we start a-huggin' and a-kissin'

And a-kissin', are you listening?

'Cause I told you once

And then I told you twice

And now I told you three times

And at the risk of repeating myself

I'm gonna say it again

Yeah

I wanna be your lover

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I wanna be your lover

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I wanna be your lover

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I wanna be your lover

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I wanna be your lover