If I Were A Bell (feat. Stacey Kent)

Ask me how do I feel,

Now that we're cosy and clinging,

Well sir, all I can say is

If I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed goodnight,

That's the way I just gotta behave,

And if I were a lamp l'd light,

Or if I were a banner I'd wave!

Ask me how do I feel,

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir, all I can say is

If I were a gate l'd be swinging!

And if I were a watch, I'd start popping my spring,

Oh, and if I were a bell

I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

Ask me how do I feel

From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,

Well sir, all I can say is

If I were a bridge l'd be burning!

Well, I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way you looked,

Boy, if I were a duck l'd quack,

Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!

Ask me how do I feel

Now that we're fondly caressing,

And if I were a salad,

I know I'd be splashing my dressing!

Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing

Say, if I were a bell,

I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

And if I were a bell,

I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".