
Ask me how do I feel,
Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing!
From the moment we kissed goodnight,
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were a lamp l'd light,
Or if I were a banner I'd wave!
Ask me how do I feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate l'd be swinging!
And if I were a watch, I'd start popping my spring,
Oh, and if I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge l'd be burning!
Well, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way you looked,
Boy, if I were a duck l'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're fondly caressing,
And if I were a salad,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing
Say, if I were a bell,
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
And if I were a bell,
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".