No Me Diga

作曲 : Lin-Manuel Miranda

DANIELA: Gorgeous!

CARLA: Linda!

CARLA/DANIELA: Tell me something I don't know!

VANESSA: Vieja!

DANIELA: Sucia!

CARLA: Cabrona!

CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA: Tell me something I don't know!

CARLA: A little off the top-

DANIELA: A little on the side-

NINA: A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio!

ALL: Tell me something I don't know!

DANIELA: Bueno. You didn't hear this from me! But some little birdie told me Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!

NINA/CARLA: No me diga!

VANESSA: Ay, no! He'd never go out with A skank like that! Please tell me you're joking!

DANIELA: Okay! Just wanted to see what you'd say!

CARLA/NINA/DANIELA: Tell me something I don't know! Mmm-hmm-mmm...

VANESSA: What? I don't care!

ALL: Ay, bendito!

DANIELA: So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny.

NINA: And what do you hear?

DANIELA: I hear plenty. They say he's got quite a big ...Taxi!

CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga!

NINA: Okay! I don't wanna know where you heard all that!

CARLA: I don't think I know what you mean...

DANIELA: Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine!

VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA: Tell me something I don't know!

CARLA: Long as he keeps it clean!

NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA: Ay dios mio...

DANIELA: Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out!

VANESSA: I'll bet you impressed them all out west; You were always the best, no doubt!

CARLA: We want front row seats to your graduation-

DANIELA: They'll call you name-

DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: And we'll scream and shout!

NINA: You guys, I dropped out.

DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga?!

NINA: I should go.

DANIELA: Well, that's a shit ty piece of news.

VANESSA: What the hell happened?

DANIELA: I don't know...

DANIELA/CARLA: I don't know.

DANIELA: I don't know!

CARLA/VANESSA: Tell me something I don't know!

ALL: Que se yo?