A very merry unbirthday to me
To who
To me
Oh you
A very merry unbirthday to you
Who me
Yes you
Oh me
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
Now statistics prove prove that you've one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
Ah but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Why then today's my unbirthday too
It is
What a small world it is
In that case
A very merry unbirthday
To you
For me
For you
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky
