You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

作词 : Albert Hague/Theodore Geisel

作曲 : Albert Hague/Theodore Geisel

All the windows were dark

No one knew he was there

All the who's were all dreaming sweet dreams without care

You're a mean one

Mr grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

And as charming as an eel

Mr Grinch

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel

You're a monster

Mr Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr Grinch

I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty nine and a half foot pole

All I need is a reindeer

So he took his dog max

And he took some black thread

And he tied a big horn on the top of his head

Then the grinch said

Giddyup and the sleigh started down

To the homes where the

Who's lay a-snooze in their town

This is stop number one

The old chinchy claus hissed

As she climbed to the roof

Empty bags in her fist

Then he slid down the chimney

A rather tight pinch

But if santa could do it

Then so could the grinch

Then he slithered and slunked

With a smile most unpleasant

Around the whole room

And took every present

Pop-guns pop-news

And cookies and drums

Checker boards Mr Grinch

Popcorn and plums

And he stuffed them in bags

Then the grinch very nimbly

Stuffed all the bags one by one up the chimney

You're a foul one

Mr Grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows and I quote

Stink stank stunk

You nauseate me

Mr Grinch

With a nauseous super naus

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss

Mr Grinch

You're a three decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce