Bagpipes From Baghdad

作词 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo

作曲 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo

oh its music to my ears

oh man how can i describe the way i feel

nick cannon better back the **** u

ok let me see

how could i begin

locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch

was red more red wine and captain crunch

red wine for breakfast and for brunch

and to soak it up and in between snack crack ers to munch

mariah what ever happened to us

why did we have to break up

all i asked for was a glass of punch

ya see i never really asked for much

i cant imagine whats

going through your mind after such

a nasty break up with that latin hunk

luis migul

i'm like the ****ing red sony

i'm not playin i want her back ya punk

this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk

mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk

zapp and eric clapton

shaft prince abba crunk

ya baby

i want another crack at ya

you can beat me with any spatula that you want

i man i really want you bad you cunt

nick you had your fun

i've come to kick you in your sack of junk

man i could use a fresh batch of blood

so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture

bagpipes from baghdad

when will it ever cease

for pete sakes he crazy to say the least

bagpipes from baghdad

whats going through my mind

half time when i rhyme

while blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

somebody turn the vacancy sign on

cause im gone

blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad

you could be a permanent fixture

in my lyrical mixture

i'm the miracle whip trickster

my signature sound

when a tube of lipsticks around

i'm bound to put it on in an instant

wow man what an ensemble

what an assortmen of pharma-

ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and

cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle

never new i could remind me so much of my momma

i'll cut you like dahmer

pull a butcher knife on ya

the size of a sword boy

your so ****ing annoyin

get it stuck in ya cornea

nice knowing ya norman

you dont know what the **** your doin

drop the shovel boy

You don't know what the **** you're doin

i aint playing no mother****ing more

nick cannon you b***h i wish you luck with the ****ing whore

every minute theres a sucker born

snuck up on malachai

made the mother****er suck on shruck of corn

chaka chaka khan chaka khan

hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and

tell him its shit on

now what the **** are you doing

your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower

blowing your bagpipes from baghdad

bagpipes from baghdad

when will it ever cease

for pete sakes he crazy to say the least

bagpipes from baghdad

whats going through my mind

half time when i rhyme

while blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

somebody turn the vacancy sign on

cause im gone

blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag

In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables

I bet you they'll become homosexuals

Nothing will stop me from molesting you

T***y-****ing you 'till your breast n*****s flesh tickle my t******es

It's what they said to the two conjoined twins

How's it going girlfriends you need a boyfriend

You need some ointment just set up an appointment

Who's gonna see the doctor first We'll do a coin flip

I've just got my one year sobriety check

When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get

Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other

Especially when they're joined at the hip

I'm going to get a needle kit

In attempt to separate the back at the loin ****

Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy!

Cookie lookie even took me a polaroid

bagpipes from baghdad

when will it ever cease

for pete sakes he crazy to say the least

bagpipes from baghdad

whats going through my mind

half time when i rhyme

while blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

somebody turn the vacancy sign on

cause im gone

blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag

bagpipes from baghdad