The End Of The Asterisk

I'm considering religion

And military conscription

It's the moment I realise I am stuck

Asserting ourselves at traffic lights

In foreign countries in the very dead of night

Is the moment I realise I am stuck

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh

This is the end of the asterisk

Babe, that one's got nothing on me

This is the end of the footnote

Extorting money from your parents

Your disgusting parents

Honestly you're an absolute waste of time

Craving attention with your self-deprecation

I'll tell you one thing, it's spot on

And I'm better

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh

This is the end of the asterisk

Babe, that one's got nothing on me

This is the end of the footnote

Extorting money from your parents

Your disgusting parents

Honestly you are an absolute tragedy

My luck, heroically, in all of the books you read

I read your novella, oh how I laughed

Killed off the lot of them