Your New Boyfriend

作词 : William Gold

作曲 : William Gold

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be

When I was a kid on VoIP

I thought when I get older

I'd marry her I told her

Now I'm 26 and I work in an office

9 till 5's not the best I'll be honest

if I could change a single thing

I'd make it me and not him

But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat

I've got the key and he's just a doormat

and even though he's got social skills

that doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

anyway make the most of him

cause she moves on pretty bloody quick

Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

and yeah, I've met Jared (of course I've met Jared)

The one who took you away from me

You hit it off instantly

I know cause you won't stop telling me

I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles

pushed against his fashion sense

I've thought about what he looks like nude

I'm not gay though

She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)

Oh, she's living the dream

From back when we were seventeen

She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)

Oh she's living the dream

From back when we were seventeen

How on Earth could I be saved?

When I'm one click away from insane

I just think that I deserve

A little bit of what I earned

I'm not gonna make another scene

the one I made when I was 23

Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat

I've got the key and he's just a doormat

cause even though he's got social skills

that doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

anyway make the most of him

cause she moves on pretty bloody quick

Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

I think about you everyday (everyday)

So how on Earth can I be saved? (can I be saved)

I think about him a lot as well

Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he’s really fine as hell)

Cause you're beauty

and you're grace

Your telephone calls are my favourite place

And I want you to notice me

with no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)

Want you to care

I want to smell your hair