LYRICS
作词 : STEVEN DAVIS
“Huh Bob, look at naked Santa!”
“I, I saw him, you really can’t miss him.”
“No, look at him again! I think he was at our party.”
“He’s Art the Artist, remember?”
“Oh yeah, um can we leave?”
“No! He’s a suspect. We have to question him.”
“Well, you two should be ashamed of yourselves stealing our cookies.”
“Now we’re gonna talk to you nude, you’re gonna let us.”
You were at our party, I hope you had a good time
I did,I drank the eggnog, gross but nicely spiked
Someone stole my tree, and I need now your alibis
I’m clearly a man with nothing to hide
After your party I was in a lovely mood
I came straight here had a cookie and got nude
(He got nude he got super nude)
Ask the class, I swear it wasn’t me
When I came in here I didn’t have your tree
(He didn’t have, he didn’t have your tree)
“A bush maybe, huh huh “
“Harold!” “ Sorry.”
Well, I believe you, I’m sorry to intrude
Its okay, I just sighed up to see some boobs
Turns out I actually love drawing
(He loves drawing but still pretty creepy, definitely creepy )
I hope you find your tree
“Well, then we should probably head back to the restaurant.”
“No, I gotta keep looking, Bobby, I need to find my ornaments, my little babies.”
“OK, OK, you keep looking but I’m gonna get back to work.Where we both work or we used to.”
“God, get out, leave and take you cookie tray.”