Rap God (Beatbox Cover)

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Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings

看好了，我原打算对你们手下留情，不至于伤害你们

But I'm only going to get this one chance(Six minutes, six minutes)

可是我要把握这唯一的机会

Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)

有什么不对劲，我能感觉到（六分钟，Slim Shady，该你出场了）

Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what

我只是觉得，要出大事儿了，但我不知道会发生什么

If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

如果那意味着，我的意思是，我们将身处麻烦，大麻烦。如果他是像你说的那种疯子，那我不会冒险。

You were just what the doctor ordered

就是你！Dr.Dre的得意门生！

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临，降临

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆，摇摆

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

就好像抽嘴巴的比赛，谁也打不到对方，对方

They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

我的说唱精密的想个机器，你们大可叫我“说唱机器”

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

计算机般的说唱起源于基因

I got a laptop in my back pocket

可虽说我兜里装着笔记本

My pen'll go off when I half **** it

我的笔还是会在半击发状态冲膛而出

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

通过饶舌，我赚得盆盈钵满

Made a living and a killing off it

谋生同时，大肆****

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

那年Bill Clinton还是美国总统

With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his dick

Monica Lewinsky还在和他****

I'm an MC still as honest

时至今日，我依然是个敢说实话的MC

But as rude and indecent as all hell

只不过我极度粗俗无礼，残暴下流

Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)

惯用音律，****成性

This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop

精通这巧妙滴，胡扯滴，嘻哈滴风格

You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap

你一定不想掺和这充满火药味的说唱较量

Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

小心我Acura车后藏着的冲锋枪，拒绝俗套的说唱，无关联的词我也赋予韵脚

And at the exact same time

与此同时

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that

我一边练习一边尝试高难度饶舌杂技

I'll still be able to break a mother****ing table

这把岁数我依然能一下打倒一桌人

Over the back of a couple of mother****ers and crack it in half

包括从前那两位基佬，把他们撕成两半【曾与Em有beef的Insane Clown Posse的两位成员】

Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

事后想想当初质疑我签Aftermath的人真是讽刺到家了

How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

我怎么可能不红爆？而我要做的就是抛下满载我愤怒的F（****）号炸弹

Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxi-Pad

于是rapper们的“那几天”就不太好过，像大号护垫【period隐喻经期】

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

这对那些渣渣来说简直悲剧般糟糕

while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

而我用神来之笔写出这首无以伦比的rap力作，因为我：

Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临，降临

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆，摇摆

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

就好像抽嘴巴的比赛，谁也打不到对方，对方

Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

来看看我轻松地保持状态到比赛的终场，终场

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got

每个人都想要秘诀，成为我这种不朽说唱传奇

Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance

其实这宝典就是我怒火中的勃勃青春

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

人们喜欢吹捧我有伤大雅的歌词

Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)

做得都是摘星射月的大事，因为自出道我就惊天地泣鬼神

MC's get taken to school with this music

我的音乐让MC们自惭形秽，补习押韵

Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'

因为我创作的歌词韵脚完美，无懈可击

Now I lead a new school full of students

如同当年Busta Ryhmes引领New School风潮

Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

我？本人集 Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, 还有, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy之大成，真心感谢

Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position

是他们让Slim汲取了足够灵感，厚积薄发才到了今天的地位

To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them into the mother****ing Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame

让我能在09年把Run D.M.C引进摇滚名人堂

Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames

尽管我这种邪恶化身，一进教堂就会被上帝燃成烈焰

Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

我唯一能被引荐入住的名人堂就是酒鬼名人堂了

On the wall of shame

I ****ing past, been nailed to the pillar of shame

You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

你们这帮废物以为这只是儿戏，直到我脚下掀起一连串的光辉

Off of planking, tell me what in the **** are you thinking?

贴地飞行，告诉我你他妈在想些什么？

Little gay looking boy

搞基小男孩

So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

我都没法像你那么“直”接地跟别人形容你这样的货

You witnessing a ****er

你见证了我掀起的这场狂屠

Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy

围观这些受害者就像礼拜的宗教狂徒那么多

Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy

哦嘿，这小子是Gay，人们都这么说这货

You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

还有人竖大拇哥，赞赏有加

And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

你就怪怪地做任公司摆布的货

Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?

嘿，那个谁，你还有什么想说的？

I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy

我身后还有个喜欢像Dr.Dre一样说“嘿耶”的货

I'mma work for everything I have

我要为我拥有的一切努力工作

Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy

你赶紧滚开，因为我从不向别人乞求什么

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

其实你的能力根本就不够

To keep up with the same pace looking boy

用来跟上我这么快的节奏

Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临，降临

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆，摇摆

The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

在每个音轨见穿梭自如，叫我纳斯卡，纳斯卡

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

住在拖车公园的车神Dale Earnhardt，白人垃圾里的上帝【纳斯卡传奇车手Dale Earnhardt死于赛道，Em比喻自己也将为说唱死而后已】

Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

快跪迎佐德将军【氪星毁灭的元凶】莅临，把这里变成氪星【超人老家】而不是Asgard【北欧仙宫】

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin

若你是雷神索尔，那我就是你爹奥丁

You rodent, I'm omnipotent

鼠辈别想逃离我的无限权力

Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

扔下一枚炸弹迅速就能再装填一枚给你

And I should not be woken

最好别把我唤醒

I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

我是不死传奇，虽然我只剩下会说话的头颅在街上游走

But I got your mom deep throating

但是我的身体却在你妈妈那里交会

I'm out my ramen noodle

我的大脑不受控制

We have nothing in common, poodle

别以为咱们有什么共同点，你不过是个下贱走狗

I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil

我是凶恶的杜宾犬，把你扼死在怀里以示真诚

It's me, my honesty's brutal

我的诚恳是如此残忍蛮横

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

可如果我把我曾经的付出白白荒废，那就什么用都没有

For good at least once in a while

所以我时不时地来

So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

看看我的草稿和涂鸦是否散落在某处

Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times

我要写的足够多，才能让效仿我的废材渡过难关

But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned

还要用上许多双关来确保有公司把他们签入帐下

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

所以rapper们看到我好像看到美味佳肴

I know there was a time where once I

我知道我曾经有一阵子

Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

堪称“地下说唱”王者，现在我依然像Pharoahe Monch如法老般称王

So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

所以我对歌词反复咀嚼，可还是有人断章取义

Appeal with the skin color of mine

炒作我的肤色，让我大红大紫

You get too big and here they come trying to censor you

人们就开始花时间去

Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP

审查那首“I'm Back"和”Mathers LP“专辑

One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

歌词写道”我想把儿童剧里的七个孩子带出来“

Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

一个个站好，拿他们用AK-47，左轮枪和微冲试试枪法

See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal

我倒真想看看时至今日我这么做是否还有人关注，现在的我已经踏入了永生的大门

You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though

可你还停留在我2004年的作品风格

And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for

我真不知道你们还有什么新鲜的

You're pointless as Rapunzel with ****ing cornrows

都快把童话里的长发莴苣姑娘改成玉米辫子头

You're like normal, **** being normal

你们泯然众生，我他妈才不同流合污

And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

穿越未来带着镭射枪

To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

给你一枪，就像Fabolous攻击Ray J一样

Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad

Fab说，Ray那基样还敢往拳王梅威瑟的聚会上站

Singin' to a man while they played piano

一边弹琴还一边对着个男的唱歌

Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

我的老天，当年这事儿都成了电视上的一周特讯了

So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

于是第二天Ray J就直奔电台

''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''

回应道“Fab,我特么弄死你”

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

音速穿越回现在，下面请听好这语速有多快【模仿女子组合JJ Fad】

Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

说着“萨玛，喇嘛，大马，辣妈”的外星语言，你可以当我是个人类

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

我只是想要与你接触，我是超人，别想伤害我

Innovative and I'm made of rubber

我的创新技巧就像全身的橡胶防御

So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

你对我的诋毁都会弹回到你身上，把你死死黏住

I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating

我的破坏力无穷，前所未有

How to give a mother****ing audience a feeling like it's levitating

你绝对不知道我怎么让听我歌的人飘飘欲仙

Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting

这能力永不减弱，我知道恨我的人都在等那一天

For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating

因为到了那一天他们就能断言我落下神坛，就此弹冠相庆

Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

因为我也知道是我的音乐高人一等

I make elevating music, you make elevator music

才成为众矢之的，你们那些不过是像电梯一样只会原地踏步的音乐罢了

Oh, he's too mainstream

“噢，他的歌太主流了吧”

Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it

你们这么说不过是嫉妒心作祟，无能为力罢了

It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

“他唱的根本不是hip hop，是流行歌曲”当我把二者结合你只会这么说

With rock, shock rap with Doc

还有摇滚，以及当时我携Dr.Dre轰动歌坛

Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it

去一边听听lose yourself吧，吓尿了你

I don't know how to make songs like that

你词穷的样子就像“完全不会写歌啊”

I don't know what words to use

“怎么措辞啊”

Let me know when it occurs to you

有问题了就告诉我

While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you

尤其是当我把那些让你为难的唱段撕得粉碎

It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you

这简直是就是一系列的灾难，伤你于无形

How many verses I gotta murder to prove

如果说我要用谋杀来证明我的歌词

That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too

那你这半吊子的水准就该卖初夜去

School flunkie, pill junky

你们这些校园脏痞，****成瘾

But look at the accolades the skills brung me

来看看这一身能耐带给我的赞誉

Full of myself, but still hungry

感到充实却依然饥饿不已

I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to

有些事一旦认准了我就会不断强迫我自己

And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues

我的境界甩你几条街，一张嘴就带着恶意

But it's still tongue in cheek, **** you

但也许只是挖苦你，滚粗

I'm drunk so Satan take the ****ing wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat

撒旦开车，烂醉的我坐在副驾席

Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky

放着Heavy D的组合Boyz的那首歌Chunky,but funky

But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling

可此时纠结和挣扎却浮现在我的脑海里

Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me

好像天使和魔鬼缠斗在一起

They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

其中一个让我把对女人的怨恨都变没

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had

可要是想起从前伤害过我的那些女人来

Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation

你就会为我如今的处境报以同情怜悯

And understand the discrimation

并明白我多么藐视她们那些人

But **** it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then

不过这都是扯淡，生命赐予你苦涩的柠檬，是让你享用它榨成的水

But if I can't batter the women how the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then

可我要是不找个姑娘胖揍一顿，我又该怎么写歌弥补罪刑？【暗指Chris Brown对RiRi实施家暴后，与其共同演绎“Birthday cake”这首歌】

Don't mistake it for Satan

你们不要再误会撒旦他老人家啦【澄清大众对于自己“光明会illuminati”身份谣言】

It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas

你们多错误的认为我现在应该出国养老去

And take a vacation to trip a broad

放个长假，“绊”着个女人旅旅行

And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard

让她脸着地，拖着她走，一刻也不能停