I Don't Drink

作词 : Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek

作曲 : Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek

I screwed up, I just wanna say I’m sorry

It’s all my fault, you should probably ignore me

Oh my God, should've given you a warning

All my friends are sick and tired of the story (Woo)

I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m annoying (Oh, yeah)

Call your phone when it’s 3 in the morning

Start a fight, parked a whip in your garden

Prolly think I am mentally retarded (Yeah, hi, woo)

Please don’t call me crazy, cuz I’m not (Because I’m not)

Last night, I had one too many shots (Many shots)

Blacked out, got arrested by the cops (Woo)

Woke up on the neighbours front lawn

Everytime that I’m hungover, I convince myself I’m dying

Where the hell my pants go and why is my girlfriend crying?

I say that I remember what I did, but I’m lying

There’s a tattoo on my buttcheek

It’s a beer can and he’s smilling

I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history

We made it out alive and that’s a victory

Black eyes, minor injuries

We lost a fight together that’s a win to me

I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk l’m retarded

Ask around, I’m a life for the party

Hold my beer, cuz I’m only getting started

Who cares about tomorrow and the misery

I’m a mess, and I know you don’t deserve it

You’re the best, and I’m a pretty stupid person

Nonetheless, you're tryna help me cuz I'm hurting

I confess, somethimes I feel like I’m not worth it (Woo)

I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m a problem

I don’t care who I hurt I feel awesome (I feel awesome)

Holy crap, it’s a jail or a coffin

Soon enough, I'ma be at rock bottom (Woo)

Please help, tell me how I end up here (Who am I)

Last night, I have one too many beers (Too many beers)

Flashbacks, but I can’t remember clear

Why I texted all my exes and we haven’t spoken years

Every time that I’m hungover, last night doesn’t feel so funny

I throw up all my front step and I wasted all my money

I got naked in a night club right in front of all my bodies

Then I went home with some girl I thought was hot but shes ugly

I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history

We made it out alive and that’s a victory

Black eyes, minor injuries

We lost a fight together that’s a win to me

I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m retarded

Ask around, I’m a life for the party

Hold my beer, cuz I’m only getting started

Who cares about tomorrow and the misery

You call my phone

Can't be quiet, can you hear it?

I don’t hear it

Damn, oh no, my sexy photos can we clear it

We need to clear it

I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history

We made it out alive and that’s a victory

Black eyes, minor injuries

We lost a fight together that’s a win to me

I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m retarded

Ask around, I’m a life for the party

Hold my beer, cuz I’m only getting started

Who cares about tomorrow and the misery

Hello?

Hello babe

Hello babe

I was just recording me calling you so I could put it in the song

Oh, okay

I love you

I love you too

Bye

Bye