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There! Right There!
From "Legally Blonde"
演唱：胥子含YAYA
There! Right there!
Look at that tan, well-tended skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate.
A totally straight expatriate.
That guy's not gay, I say not gay.
That is the elephant in the room.
Well, is it relevant to assume.
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
Look at his silk translucent socks.
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seein'.
What are we seein'?
Is he gay?
Of course he's gay!
Or European?
Oh...
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Well, hey, don't look at me!
You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks.
Oh, please.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Depending on the time of day,
The French go either way.
Is he gay or European, or--?
There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro, hetero jerk
That guy's not gay
I say no way
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
Is automatically, radically
Ironically, chronically
Certainly, flirtingly
Genetically, medically
Gay, officially gay
Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay...
Damn it!
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday
Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro--
Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
The floor is yours
So, Mr Argitakos
This alleged affair with Ms.Wyndham has been going on for...?
Two years
And your first name again is...?
Nikos
And your boyfriend's name is...?
Carlos
I-I sorry!
I misunderstand!
You say "boyfriend"
I thought you say "best friend"
Carlos is my best friend
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it, I no cover for you no more!
Peoples, I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European
Whoa!
And neither is disgrace.
Oh
You gotta stop your bein'
A completely closet case.
Yes!
It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say.
I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way.
You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming one-man cabaret
I'm straight!
You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay
And European!
He's gay
And European!
He's gay
And European
And gay
Fine, okay, I'm gay
Hooray!