歌词
作曲 : Public Domain
I don't want to join the army
I dont want to war
I'd rather hang around piccadilly underground
Living off the earnings of a high born lady
I don't want a bayonet up the arsehole
I don't want me bollocks shot away
I'd rather stay in England, in merry merry England
And fornicate me bleeding life away.
Hitler, has only got one ball
Goering, he has two but very small
Himmler, has something similar
But poor old Goebbels has no dick at all
We are Fred Karno's army
We are the R.S.C
We cannot fight, we cannot ****
What bleeding good are we
And when we get to Berlin
Old Hitler he will say:
Aha Mein gott what a ****ing fine lot,
are the boys of the R.S.C"
Our Sargent Major leads a solitary line,
He can't afford a woman and he hasn't got a wife
So he uses the end of the regimental pipe
As he reveals in the joys of ****ing
They say there's a boat on the river, the river
They say that it's loaded with beer
Oh why is that boat on the river, the river
It ****ing ought to be well be here
Singing: "eh jig-a-jig **** a little pig
Follow the man,
Follow the man with your dick in your hand,
Eh jig-a-jig, **** a little pig
Follow the man,
Fall in and follow the man."
I've been in the saddle for hours and hours
I've stuck it as long as I could
I've stuck it and stuck it and now I say:
**** it my arsehole is not made of wood"
Singing:"Eh jig-a-jig **** a little pig
Follow the man
Follow the man with your dick in your hand
Eh jig-a-jig **** a little pig
Follow the man
Fall in and follow the man"