Packs of Three

作词 : Aidan Moffat

作曲 : Arab Strap

It was the biggest ever cock you’d ever seen

but you’ve no idea where that cock has been

You said you were careful

you never were with me

I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three

She was the best shag I’d ever had

That doesn’t mean I’m saying，bedwise, you were bad

I think you were working

We got a hotel

We didn’t have anything but I thought I might as well

I never told the rest

I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test

You know I just said it for effect

Then you laughed and said I’d **** anything in a skirt once I’m erect

And she’s a famous harlot in this town

I know enough to

but still I couldn’t turn her down

He said I’m an arsehole, what was I thinking？

It’s far too easy to blame it on the drinking