The First Step

You could say I’m plastered, ‘cause I hit the wall.

I lost count after 21, in the college crawl.

I been a boozin’ bastard.

They’re callin’ me Edward Forty-hands can’t touch anyone.

With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?

Nevermind I’m drunk.

Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an

EKG for the broken hearted.

I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just drink that too.

Glass as half full, I’d probably just drink that too

Well I’m the reason they call it an “Irish Goodbye”

And I hope I don’t choke on my vomit tonight.

Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be better than bitin’ the bullet and betterin’ myself. Sorry if I slur.

Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I kill two birds with one stoner.

So if you see me please, take my keys, I don’t wanna be an organ donor.

Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an

EKG for the broken hearted.

I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just drink that too.

Glass as half full, I’d probably just drink that too

I’m going down and I’m taking you with me.

I’m bringing the water to the horse.

So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me

So I can clone it and have a little more.

Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an

EKG for the broken hearted.

I’d try to see the glass as half full.

Even when I'm empty, half full.

I’d try to see the glass as half full.

But I’d probably just…

Glass as half full, I’d probably just drink that too

I’d probably just drink that too