Ex-Wives

作词 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss

作曲 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

And tonight we are... Live!

Listen up let me tell you a story

A story that you think you've heard before

We know you know our names and our fame and our faces

Know all about the glories and the disgraces

I'm done 'cause all this time,

I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme

So I picked up a pen and a microphone

History’s about to get overthrown.

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

But just for you tonight

We're divorced, beheaded, live

Welcome to the show to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Raising up the roof 'till we hit the ceiling

Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're...

Ex-wives.

All you ever hear and read about

Is our ex, and the way it ended

But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

You're gonna find out how we got unfriended

Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice,

'cause we're taking you to court

And every Tudor rose has it's thorns

and you're gonna hear 'em live, in consort.

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

But just for you tonight

We're divorced, beheaded, live

Welcome to the show to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Dancing to the beat, 'till the break of day

Once we're done, we'll start again, like it's the renaissance

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're...

Ex-wives

Divorced

My name is Catherine of Aragon

Was married 24 years,

I'm a paragon, of royalty

My loyalty is to the Vatican

So if you try to dump me,

you won't try that again

Beheaded

I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next see

I broke England from the church

Yeah, I'm that sexy

Why did I lose my head?

Well my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red

Died

Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved

Rude!

When my son was newly born, I died

But I'm not what I seem or am

I stick around and you'll suddenly see more.

Divorced

Ich bin Anna of Cleves, Ja?

When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja

But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic

Funny how we all discus

that but never Henry's little...

Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine, who lost her head

Beheaded

For my promiscuity outside of wed

Lock up your husbands

Lock up your sons

K-Howard is here and the fun's begun

Survived

Five down I'm the final wife

I saw him to the end of his life

I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr

I bet you wanna know how I got this far

I said, I bet you wanna know how we got this far

Do you wanna know how we got this far then...

Welcome to the show to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Get your hands up get this party buzzing

You wanna queen bee well there's half a dozen

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

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