Normal

作词 : Marshall Mathers/Y. Nagano/Maurice Nichols/R.Sheldon/R. Fraser/H. Wirenstrand/E. Bodin/L. Griffin Jr/F Wallin

作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Y. Nagano/Maurice Nichols/R.Sheldon/R. Fraser/H. Wirenstrand/E. Bodin/L. Griffin Jr/F Wallin

Yo (Yo), how do I keep (And I don't know what's up with these hoes, man)

Gettin' in relationships like this (I'm just sayin')

Maybe it says somethin' about me (Yeah)

Should I look in the mirror?

I just want you to be normal

Why can't you b1xches be normal? Always gotta be so extra

Why you always need a lecture?

My ex hates to talk, she's a texter

Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her

Wants to get back together

Said not 'til she gets her act together

She thinks I'm bein' mean and now

She starts to scream and shout

She's about to let the demons out

She don't wanna see me with other females out

I tell the b1xch to beat it, take the scenic route

She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house in an evening gown with her cleavage out

We've been down this road too many times for me to count

And all I can think about is how

I just want you to be normal

Why can't you b1xches be normal?

Always gotta be so extra

Like a fvxkin' terrestrial

Guess it comes with the territory

My ex girl, she just declared war

Therefore, I better prepare for it

I guess bein' weird's normal

And I don't know what's got a hold of me

Most notably I've been zonin' to Jodeci

I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted

So much so that I bet you she don't even know that

She's the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep

Sike

Hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse, I know she cheats

So do I, I'm soulless

She's heartless

No wonder we're partners

Both got hundreds of charges

Domestic disputes but we've always

Swept it under the carpet

Even when 911 gets the call that

I slipped up and busted her jaw with

A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it

Really does is make our love

For each other grow stronger

She won me over the second she tried to run me over

Told her I'd keep it a hun'

We over, kicked her out, called her back, now she's coming over

But why is she so wicked?

And how the fvxk did I get so twisted

Up with someone so unlikable and shifty

We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with

Ignitable liquids

But I'm finally seein'

She's only mine for the time bein'

That's why I keep bringin' up that one time she

Tried to two-time me

And throw it up in her face till I dry heave

How could I be so naive?

Should I leave or turn this entire evening

Into a motherfvxkin' crime scene

Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with, him

You weren't supposed to agree, you fvxkin' b1xch

'Specially when you're the one cheated first

Now the argument immediately becomes heated! You don't want me to flip, little conceited cunt

Eat a monkey d1xk wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita, slut, treat it just like a drum

Beat it, complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it!

I love you but I hope you fvxkin' die though

In our business your friends like to pry so

You've got 'em all under cover just like moles

Hopin' they'll come back with intel

But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral

'Cause now the roles are reversed, so here I go

Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone

Who the fvxk's Milo?

The guy at work who drives a hi-lo

I put a trackin' device on your Crystler

And follow you while you drive home

But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown

You recognize me and had Milo flip me off right out the passenger side window

I hit a light pole

You skrrt off and then pull up at 5 a.m. in the drive in a stretched white limo

Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milo's demo

But like a drunk bum, what do I know?

Let's sleep on it like they did Revival

I told, you, you're the apple of my eye, so shut your pie hole

Just wanna be normal

Why can't you be normal? (Yeah)

Yeah, I just wanna be normal

Why can't you be normal?