When Big Joan Sets Up

作词 : VanVliet

Hoy, hoy!

When Big Joan comes out

Her arms are too small, her head's like a ball

She's tied off her horse 'n galloped off into the moonbeams

She pulled up her blouse 'n compared her navel to the moon

I dig my life for a while

When Big Joan sets up

Her hands are too small

She's too fat to go out in the daylight, so she rolls around all night

I'm just sorta thread with a drooped body

I'll set up with you, Big Joan

I'm too fat to go out in the daylight, I'll stay up all night

I won't droop if you won't talk about your hands being too small

You know something's happening or you wouldn't've come out like you did

She ain't built for going naked so she can't wear any new clothes

Or go to the beach; they laugh at her body

'Cause her hands are too small

When big Joan sets up, her hands are too small, she's outta reach

A turquoise scarf and silver rolled up over a Merc Montclair

I'll set up with you, Big Joan

I'm too fat to go out in the daytime, I'll stay up all night

If you promise not to talk about your hands being too small

Hoy, hoy, is she a boy?